tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5903790484490320012023-11-15T22:17:11.120-08:00Gnomo TrollLucashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12034261637363382757noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-590379048449032001.post-62292320407738998972011-12-07T04:58:00.001-08:002011-12-07T04:58:53.029-08:00Atleticano CHORÃO<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/KTetKKfiank?feature=player_embedded' frameborder='0'></iframe></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Eu quase chorei de rir, kkkkkkkkkkkkk, QUE PENA QUE DÁ!</div>Lucashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12034261637363382757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-590379048449032001.post-18058841174875464442011-12-06T05:23:00.000-08:002011-12-06T05:23:14.493-08:00Como pegar um trem, de maneira épica!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.gargalhando.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/funny-gifs-boarding-the-train.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://www.gargalhando.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/funny-gifs-boarding-the-train.gif" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">WoW!!!</div>Lucashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12034261637363382757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-590379048449032001.post-42154280378867320822011-12-06T05:18:00.000-08:002011-12-06T05:18:06.299-08:00Picão PretoOntem minha professora estava explicando para que serve o picão preto, to pensando em pegar um picão preto, vocês tem picão preto?<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://planetasustentavel.abril.com.br/blog/files/arquivo/1282789679116_133.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="203" src="http://planetasustentavel.abril.com.br/blog/files/arquivo/1282789679116_133.JPG" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">É uma planta bem útil, picão preto, comprem picão preto!</div>Lucashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12034261637363382757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-590379048449032001.post-88689525885538397002011-12-01T05:23:00.000-08:002011-12-01T06:04:30.723-08:00Galo Fail<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9Wxw_y-2K0HsDC1acv-cY8X5edFBNkBMxW2BFuGMICHuUNBywuUvYZihFgQXn4OezD7nSRqsDNeSG6YExYj6nBAo9DvfNRwA89rFIObSqE1jnH0z3gyfuqRBriNRX5QrFXfD57X7AyNQ/s1600/galofail.PNG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="342" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9Wxw_y-2K0HsDC1acv-cY8X5edFBNkBMxW2BFuGMICHuUNBywuUvYZihFgQXn4OezD7nSRqsDNeSG6YExYj6nBAo9DvfNRwA89rFIObSqE1jnH0z3gyfuqRBriNRX5QrFXfD57X7AyNQ/s640/galofail.PNG" width="640" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Espero do fundo do meu <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">coração</span> que entendam a piada =)</div>Lucashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12034261637363382757noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-590379048449032001.post-80693196054671133992011-11-30T04:04:00.000-08:002011-11-30T04:04:13.336-08:00Advogacia nova<a href="http://imgur.com/HTqsA"><img alt="" src="http://i.imgur.com/HTqsA.png" title="Hosted by imgur.com" /></a><br />
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Uila, voou longe esse dai em, auhauhauahLucashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12034261637363382757noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-590379048449032001.post-74129482633273881672011-11-28T05:07:00.000-08:002011-11-29T05:28:39.198-08:00Cuidado com o que deseja #3<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEge1o5QNIweHm6m7DL6m6hUDQ3v4iwZYf-v4jvycNU2B9S70TTnvhgV3E6kG8HwbQHckG6fBcLOh9gUDh7wwPOZ44l-xXO2myNMgGI-OFYXkiYIjWuBgfGUiUA1SSgdKHpAdfXxmqzWvVg/s1600/desejo3.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEge1o5QNIweHm6m7DL6m6hUDQ3v4iwZYf-v4jvycNU2B9S70TTnvhgV3E6kG8HwbQHckG6fBcLOh9gUDh7wwPOZ44l-xXO2myNMgGI-OFYXkiYIjWuBgfGUiUA1SSgdKHpAdfXxmqzWvVg/s1600/desejo3.png" /></a></div>Lucashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12034261637363382757noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-590379048449032001.post-80965495363083822462011-11-28T05:05:00.000-08:002011-11-29T05:29:06.391-08:00Presentes para a mamãe<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Eram três filhos que saíram de casa, conseguiram bons empregos e prosperaram. Anos depois, eles encontraram-se e estavam a discutir sobre os presentes que conseguiram comprar para a mãe, que já era bem idosa.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">José disse: - Eu consegui comprar uma mansão enorme para a mãe.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Chico disse: - Eu enviei-lhe um Mercedes top de linha com chofer e tudo.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Antônio sorriu e disse: - Com certeza ganhei-vos em matéria de presentes. Vocês sabem como a mãe gosta da Bíblia, mas ela está praticamente cega e não consegue mais ler. Então, mandei-lhe um papagaio castanho, raro, que consegue recitar a Bíblia todinha. Foram 12 anos de treino num mosteiro, por 20 monges diferentes. Eu tive de doar 1000 dólares por ano para o mosteiro, durante 10 anos, mas valeu a pena. A mãe precisa apenas dizer o capítulo e o versículo, que o papagaio recita sem um único erro.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Tempo depois, os filhos receberam da mãe uma carta de agradecimento pelos presentes:</span><br style="background-color: white; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">"José, a casa que me compraste é muito grande. Eu moro apenas num dos quartos e canso-me bastante a limpar a casa toda".</span><br style="background-color: white; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">"Chico, eu estou muito velha para sair de casa e viajar. Eu fico em casa o tempo todo e nunca uso o</span><br style="background-color: white; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Mercedes que me deste. E o motorista também é muito mal educado."</span><br style="background-color: white; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">"Querido Antônio, foste o único filho que teve bom senso para saber o que a tua mãe realmente gosta. Aquela galinha estava deliciosa, muito obrigada."</span></b></span>Lucashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12034261637363382757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-590379048449032001.post-12694616359525641212011-11-28T05:03:00.000-08:002011-11-28T05:03:59.818-08:00Desejo das estátuas<a href="http://imgur.com/yyju4"><img alt="" src="http://i.imgur.com/yyju4.png" title="Hosted by imgur.com" /></a>Lucashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12034261637363382757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-590379048449032001.post-45179740147590901202011-11-28T05:00:00.000-08:002011-11-29T05:28:39.199-08:00Gênios sempre fazendo o que pedimos...<a href="http://imgur.com/hHIca"><img alt="" src="http://i.imgur.com/hHIca.jpg" title="Hosted by imgur.com" /></a>Lucashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12034261637363382757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-590379048449032001.post-30224704120583108422011-11-28T04:56:00.000-08:002011-11-29T05:29:06.391-08:00Esse vai ser campeão!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwPbhyphenhyphenuHi3s0OzS73rTvANxlBw1oYWcupkqGPBpInyBLpyw-SRyoPb_eiJC0YvACHlaMYvqIayODMpDsQCtWLbXOjtbu94sFPoKSz_nmVCOzMStClUdDiASxCJVNI1Mw-bznllhSAXWIU/s1600/enoisquemvoa.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="359" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwPbhyphenhyphenuHi3s0OzS73rTvANxlBw1oYWcupkqGPBpInyBLpyw-SRyoPb_eiJC0YvACHlaMYvqIayODMpDsQCtWLbXOjtbu94sFPoKSz_nmVCOzMStClUdDiASxCJVNI1Mw-bznllhSAXWIU/s400/enoisquemvoa.gif" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">É nois quem voa bruxão <strike><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk</span></strike></div>Lucashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12034261637363382757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-590379048449032001.post-71090183099622564562011-11-28T04:50:00.000-08:002011-11-29T05:28:39.199-08:00Cuidado com o que deseja #2<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgzoK-DYkd6vF4E21eoaRjTkE1S8rluD_6e8HSAC58IOTFcqIGpC6ehUU2A66XeJz88T-aw-D03iBTVFQNp8GD0aNeZFM66sPvlb09qJGRYiO2VcQ3t2B_qF4_ns-ypBjdohC1DY7xu3M/s1600/desejo2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgzoK-DYkd6vF4E21eoaRjTkE1S8rluD_6e8HSAC58IOTFcqIGpC6ehUU2A66XeJz88T-aw-D03iBTVFQNp8GD0aNeZFM66sPvlb09qJGRYiO2VcQ3t2B_qF4_ns-ypBjdohC1DY7xu3M/s1600/desejo2.jpg" /></a></div>Lucashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12034261637363382757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-590379048449032001.post-34911858476139788282011-11-28T04:42:00.000-08:002011-11-29T05:29:06.391-08:007 Dicas p/ cagar sem molhar a bunda<b style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif, Verdana; font-size: 12px; text-align: left;"><span style="color: red;">1</span> - Posicionar o brioco o mais próximo possível da tábua, deixando o saco (caso você tenha) esmagado sobre a mesma. Assim, a barrola fedorenta desce rolando pela louça. Com a queda amortecida, o senegalês mal-cheiroso não causa o "efeito tchbum".<br />
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<span style="color: red;">2</span> - Criar um tapete flutuante de papel higiênico. Conhecida como "efeito hovercraft", essa técnica parte do pressuposto que a merda será amortecida ao bater no tapete de papel evitando o "efeito tchubum".<br />
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<span style="color: red;">3</span> - Conhecida como "cag and run". Consiste em cagar no meio da privada e tirar a bunda rapidamente antes que o chafariz barrento atinja a raba. Tal técnica exige reflexo, explosão muscular e uma coordenação motora pelo menos razoáveis.</b><br />
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<b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, sans-serif, Verdana; font-size: 13px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">4</span></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif, Verdana; font-size: 13px; text-align: left;"> -</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif, Verdana; font-size: 13px;"> Famosa tática chamada de cagada em A. O nome deve-se as 2 pernas abertas de pé e a privada no meio, fazendo movimentos leves e suaves com as nádegas para que o trolhoço saia rapidamente a 190km/h, tendo como principal efeito a velocidade da merda ser tão rápida que ela cola no fundo da privada, puxando a água para baixo causando um típico movimento de "gravidade inversa", no qual ao invés da água subir, ela desce. </span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif, Verdana; font-size: 13px; text-align: left;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif, Verdana; font-size: 13px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, sans-serif, Verdana; font-size: 13px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">5</span></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif, Verdana; font-size: 13px; text-align: left;"> -</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif, Verdana; font-size: 13px; text-align: left;"> Inventada pela maior filósofa moderna "Marta Suplicy" que dividiu a secular frase "Relaxa e goza", a mesma teoria aplicada à embostalhufos, a "relaxa e caga". Consiste em cagar totalmente relaxado, sem travar o músculo anelar, fazendo com que a merda deslize pelos pelos e tenha uma aterrisagem suave. </span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif, Verdana; font-size: 13px; text-align: left;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif, Verdana; font-size: 13px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, sans-serif, Verdana; font-size: 13px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">6</span></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif, Verdana; font-size: 13px; text-align: left;"> -</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif, Verdana; font-size: 13px; text-align: left;"> Também chamada de Impacto de absorção unicelular intercostal das fezes. Difícil de entender não é? Nem tanto! Consiste em colocar bolinhas de papel higiênico molhado dentro do buraquinho do cu, tendo como principal atributo a hora em que a merda cai e o papelzinho absorve o impacto causado contra a água. </span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif, Verdana; font-size: 13px; text-align: left;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif, Verdana; font-size: 13px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, sans-serif, Verdana; font-size: 13px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">7</span></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif, Verdana; font-size: 13px; text-align: left;"> -</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif, Verdana; font-size: 13px; text-align: left;"> Trata-se de uma técnica milenar que exige habilidades equivalentes ao 7º sentido dos cavaleiros do zodíaco, visto que você terá de atingir a velocidade da luz. Com extrema concentração e de posse de um cronômetro, aperte a descarga e observe o tempo em que a privada dá aquela engolida na água deixando o vaso seco. Agora sente-se, zere o cronômetro e segure a merda trancando o músculo anelar. Aperte a descarga com a nuca ou com a mão livre do cronômetro e dispare o mesmo. Ao atingir o tempo da sucção libere o músculo anelar de uma só vez e</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif, Verdana; font-size: 13px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif, Verdana; font-size: 13px;"> solte o torpedo que dependendo da pressão acumulada, atingirá a velocidade da luz enquanto a privada não torna a encher.</span></b>Lucashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12034261637363382757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-590379048449032001.post-90700046708321182862011-11-26T13:21:00.000-08:002011-11-29T05:28:39.199-08:00Coisas mais ditas/ouvidas antes de morrer #3<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLHTDPvuMtPhEstXEtClZWsoyzkHvKRmr3CstvDD8Hw1mVbkUY0ej5y8Gz61zcFHcndsApVgrS7lCisxy9GHXXxV49yNpSz77xDasiwOF1h6o-ciJxKlQz1C_MOoijfv0X-_xhOdOGJO0/s1600/COISASDITAS3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLHTDPvuMtPhEstXEtClZWsoyzkHvKRmr3CstvDD8Hw1mVbkUY0ej5y8Gz61zcFHcndsApVgrS7lCisxy9GHXXxV49yNpSz77xDasiwOF1h6o-ciJxKlQz1C_MOoijfv0X-_xhOdOGJO0/s1600/COISASDITAS3.jpg" /></a></div>Lucashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12034261637363382757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-590379048449032001.post-59677584434881573322011-11-25T09:56:00.000-08:002011-11-29T05:28:39.199-08:00Amiga de verdade.<a href="http://imgur.com/8PZwj"><img alt="" src="http://i.imgur.com/8PZwj.jpg" title="Hosted by imgur.com" /></a>Lucashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12034261637363382757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-590379048449032001.post-37136557168382051922011-11-25T09:53:00.001-08:002011-11-29T05:28:39.199-08:00Mesa de Jantar, triste realidade.<a href="http://imgur.com/Nazqw"><img alt="" src="http://i.imgur.com/Nazqw.png" title="Hosted by imgur.com" /></a>Lucashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12034261637363382757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-590379048449032001.post-47928955769949207542011-11-25T09:52:00.002-08:002011-11-29T05:29:06.391-08:00Cada uma com um objetivo em sua vida...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiq-Z91IGDJtW-MF0wYPmtSO5Mnjmw-AGCt-bzGwSw0OrCecLsrp8lj0kLB_uf1cTK0P8fdAkjqhni66eFXpDC6QnKEdAVOOVNfySTaV60dCaEVPdgrT8vU_VaS186I8jpB3U86PMpoQFg/s1600/pqaaaf_rzv9rotpwqqozxso7m6neib5gl92ye2ojvy0qqnuq9cgn1xwboszpmwl39ux8wcaklrsz1fhgoa6fs1ysli0am1t1ugwqazkcnibr04pstn_dra6iv3dx.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiq-Z91IGDJtW-MF0wYPmtSO5Mnjmw-AGCt-bzGwSw0OrCecLsrp8lj0kLB_uf1cTK0P8fdAkjqhni66eFXpDC6QnKEdAVOOVNfySTaV60dCaEVPdgrT8vU_VaS186I8jpB3U86PMpoQFg/s1600/pqaaaf_rzv9rotpwqqozxso7m6neib5gl92ye2ojvy0qqnuq9cgn1xwboszpmwl39ux8wcaklrsz1fhgoa6fs1ysli0am1t1ugwqazkcnibr04pstn_dra6iv3dx.jpg" /></a></div>Lucashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12034261637363382757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-590379048449032001.post-26155811149274804782011-11-25T09:52:00.000-08:002011-11-29T05:28:39.200-08:00Ah, bancos!<a href="http://imgur.com/xgqpM"><img alt="" src="http://i.imgur.com/xgqpM.png" title="Hosted by imgur.com" /></a>Lucashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12034261637363382757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-590379048449032001.post-17527861958925464672011-11-25T09:48:00.000-08:002011-11-29T05:28:39.200-08:00Professor Troll<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdv66eB5PCzaQxNaMl5JGTuTEGOLhx2NzGSudBaEFmWy3MVLVcpgw8Wd-K7RQGHMTdAWNIEeki_MkURMuHmxZ9xAWAu7pd-V_rgHqu0a-QbqZ_riOVQU9FLo-2HAX_4vmtVtRNndJF3R0/s1600/paidance.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdv66eB5PCzaQxNaMl5JGTuTEGOLhx2NzGSudBaEFmWy3MVLVcpgw8Wd-K7RQGHMTdAWNIEeki_MkURMuHmxZ9xAWAu7pd-V_rgHqu0a-QbqZ_riOVQU9FLo-2HAX_4vmtVtRNndJF3R0/s1600/paidance.gif" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Crédito ao meu professor que soltou essa na sala ;)</div>Lucashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12034261637363382757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-590379048449032001.post-6289735257422945302011-11-25T09:43:00.000-08:002011-11-25T09:45:41.376-08:00Notícias que provavelmente(ou não) veremos no futuro. #2<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxnXRWLf10K5WFU2ahHl5QROQz7tNi6Xesnaympgm6K_LkStZdUshBsyzJeiEJKSJlbuUxJ3QtkcLkRbClmZM58aRjlHOOrekpFVbhAPDvtWXqtMD84pc4yNMI-3c7fUxjls6Uudqgvcc/s1600/Noticias2.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxnXRWLf10K5WFU2ahHl5QROQz7tNi6Xesnaympgm6K_LkStZdUshBsyzJeiEJKSJlbuUxJ3QtkcLkRbClmZM58aRjlHOOrekpFVbhAPDvtWXqtMD84pc4yNMI-3c7fUxjls6Uudqgvcc/s1600/Noticias2.png" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Já tem lambida no saco, agora só falta lambida no <strike style="color: #cccccc;">kú </strike>umbigo neh?</div>Lucashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12034261637363382757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-590379048449032001.post-29884668356999969792011-11-25T09:10:00.000-08:002011-11-29T05:29:06.392-08:00Como trollar alguém em 6 segundos!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/ji3E6Jjy7d4?feature=player_embedded' frameborder='0'></iframe></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Aprenderam? Fácil Fácil! <strike><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">kkkkkkkkkkkkk</span></strike></div>Lucashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12034261637363382757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-590379048449032001.post-77135023341406577692011-11-25T09:05:00.000-08:002011-11-25T09:16:04.654-08:00Puta Merda!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEioJbWEH3z6qm-gD8uW6auyw3dxNM7H9NRqRfszzdzANlCq1N7pI1GxzvZtlUw9LqidaRnJs8XztFA0GacASrAHy0g1MytZ_ph0NIbjTNYouwonx9QUEI6iFFFTA-SXcC-mLlxJut1r2Ns/s1600/putamerda.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEioJbWEH3z6qm-gD8uW6auyw3dxNM7H9NRqRfszzdzANlCq1N7pI1GxzvZtlUw9LqidaRnJs8XztFA0GacASrAHy0g1MytZ_ph0NIbjTNYouwonx9QUEI6iFFFTA-SXcC-mLlxJut1r2Ns/s1600/putamerda.gif" /></a></div><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg10TC5rhOk1xCE82vOsr94AppdIzvo7sMQ4yAyOutoZyvPK9Bk-uc2w360tmCHsNhFx8BSWOS_OHguha3NtFyQ4J44GI3B0PocyBl6oVtYjB1opICHXPNvw0Phpj4x7AF0EfZ_D1wQE34/s1600/oloco+meu.PNG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="256" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg10TC5rhOk1xCE82vOsr94AppdIzvo7sMQ4yAyOutoZyvPK9Bk-uc2w360tmCHsNhFx8BSWOS_OHguha3NtFyQ4J44GI3B0PocyBl6oVtYjB1opICHXPNvw0Phpj4x7AF0EfZ_D1wQE34/s320/oloco+meu.PNG" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><b>WHAT?</b></span></div>Lucashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12034261637363382757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-590379048449032001.post-39769824680921354822011-11-25T08:55:00.000-08:002011-11-25T09:03:14.105-08:00Anel e Bruxaria, combinação perfeita!<a href="http://imgur.com/x212N"><img alt="" src="http://i.imgur.com/x212N.png" title="Hosted by imgur.com" /></a>Lucashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12034261637363382757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-590379048449032001.post-30149997074142743692011-11-25T08:52:00.000-08:002011-11-25T09:03:14.105-08:00Coisas mais ditas/ouvidas antes de morrer #2<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6QNqEPL7DBOQw3zZI84EbqR3EW5SxfUMteJcJ7vyzqn5WsOoDIAx7GZU4f9aikxNEgv_No16IALdYlpvh81K8w1zqbdyWQOr4FcFHHSxaHvtYAm1dU0-4nHbBGFEOQdCWNtAmrJ5Zy0s/s1600/coisasditas2.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6QNqEPL7DBOQw3zZI84EbqR3EW5SxfUMteJcJ7vyzqn5WsOoDIAx7GZU4f9aikxNEgv_No16IALdYlpvh81K8w1zqbdyWQOr4FcFHHSxaHvtYAm1dU0-4nHbBGFEOQdCWNtAmrJ5Zy0s/s1600/coisasditas2.png" /></a></div>Lucashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12034261637363382757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-590379048449032001.post-26939035607831985672011-11-25T08:50:00.000-08:002011-11-25T09:03:14.105-08:00Cuidado com o que deseja #1<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_VPT-nxfKowT2j5r1TYJMP492MN-0MqG4fmlGkmWL2XYJGZUNM_tT8XrHQPjB6DThtJ7jOQQbULar5N-l8JrBaTQ3pAjMdI2Vyl7UN61zR1YOMY9zYRBTqnl80uqMnrFFCR_6O3LsQIY/s1600/desejo1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_VPT-nxfKowT2j5r1TYJMP492MN-0MqG4fmlGkmWL2XYJGZUNM_tT8XrHQPjB6DThtJ7jOQQbULar5N-l8JrBaTQ3pAjMdI2Vyl7UN61zR1YOMY9zYRBTqnl80uqMnrFFCR_6O3LsQIY/s1600/desejo1.jpg" /></a></div>Lucashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12034261637363382757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-590379048449032001.post-31071442486356880002011-11-25T08:48:00.000-08:002011-11-25T09:03:14.106-08:00Isso que é filha!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnAjmwviWGrnsL1tinipfb-5h-kf5ePQxY59ckR_IzzMUTvhyphenhyphen0h923130v4Z98YPQU6k7rcGg-hm2cTXDFApVB6rtpt4hefKUk0RwKxh02IdY08m7KpRwW9sB1k1gto8Rf-NvGYSInnMU/s1600/vovobotas.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnAjmwviWGrnsL1tinipfb-5h-kf5ePQxY59ckR_IzzMUTvhyphenhyphen0h923130v4Z98YPQU6k7rcGg-hm2cTXDFApVB6rtpt4hefKUk0RwKxh02IdY08m7KpRwW9sB1k1gto8Rf-NvGYSInnMU/s1600/vovobotas.png" /></a></div>Lucashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12034261637363382757noreply@blogger.com0